First of all.. I am not a lesbian.. I'm not even female.
I am a manly man.

That is me in the gif.

My name is Ramma and i fucking love bacon.

Here are some links for your enjoyment. CLICK THEM, BITCHES!

All about me
This is me (warning.. may cause pregnancy)
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Hot Bitches
Cute Animals
My Babies
My Lastfm account

Many people wonder how i got this awesome url.. let me tell you

When I closed my eyes, I saw this thing, a sign, I saw this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name was so bright and so sharp that the sign - it just blew up because the name was so powerful... It said, "Towritelesbiansonherarms."

You really are the perfect lesbian . - the penis of course "
- Lesbiansandthelivingdead

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The gif is me and the icon is not.

just gonna throw this out there

I have never seen any of The Godfather films

and i never intend to

Sometimes at work i’ll get asked to do something and i’ll suggest a quicker and easier way to do it and i get accused of being lazy.

I want to do that thing quicker so i can go and do other things.

How is that lazy you waffling simpleton?

we had a flood at work today

and basically

i ended up ankle deep in shit

lots of shit

and when we managed to get the water out there was an inch of shit all over the place

there was bits of sweet corn and nut shells and chicken

i nearly threw up several times while cleaning up

i have now been advised that i g to A&E and get checked over in case i have like the black plague or whatever

so the destiny beta is finished now which means i can get back to reading comics and posting properly again

lemicus said: I'm not going to judge u, but if u had a choice...would u go back to being a guy, appearance wise?


we appear to have some kind of misunderstanding going on here.

I am a guy. 

that is me

Anonymous said: you do know that the organization to write love on her arms is run by an explicitly antiqueer christain group right? also youre a piece of shit racist but thats beside the point

number one: I have absolutely nothing to do with TWLOHA 

number two: yet they’re probably still nicer people than you

number three: according to google you are full of shit

number four: Even if it was run by some bad people they are still doing more good in a day than you’ll probably manage in your entire life

number five: If buzz lightyear thought he was real why did he pretend to be a toy when any humans were there?

number six: no u

number seven: 


Just went to throw away a pringles tub and found it was still half full 


Thank you baby jesus