Today i had some sex
There’s this old couple who come in the shop regularly.
They’re are like 55-ish
They absolutely fucking love jackie chan, yuen biao and sammo hung films
I always enjoy chatting with them about old school kung fu films and have recommended several to them.
i recommended one film (Zu Warriors from the magic mountain) but the cheapest copy they can find is like £9 on amazon and they’re not made of money
So i lent them my copy
plus a couple more films they’ve not seen
because i can see how much joy those films bring them
and they were like SOOOOOO fucking happy.
they said ‘thank you’ like 10 times in about 2 seconds.
They were like 2 little kids when i gave them it. There was a proper look of awe on their faces as i handed it over.
And then they went straight home and watched it.
And today they brought them back and couldn’t stop raving about the film.
feels good man
After a week of no internet
I’M BACK IN BUSINESS!
Did you bitches miss me?
Of course you did.
apparently this is a recent pic of my dad (never met the guy)
I see the similarities
And thanks to google i know exactly where he lives and his phone number
and where he works
and what he does
and who he is married to
and the names of his 3 kids
and who wears shirt number 11 for the football team he coaches
Google is wizard.
does anybody still wear FUBU?
If you’re wearing FUBU right now just cough twice
we’ll send somebody to update your motherfucking wardrobe
you still dressing like it’s 2001
I had this friend who used to trip whenever he saw a white person in some FUBU
he’d be like
“It’s ‘For Us By Us’ nigga”
but I don’t think the FUBU company gave a fuck
they still got paid
and right now they ain’t really eating
I wear them because i do what i want