Today i had some sex
My babies, me and my entertainment
There’s this old couple who come in the shop regularly.
They’re are like 55-ish
They absolutely fucking love jackie chan, yuen biao and sammo hung films
I always enjoy chatting with them about old school kung fu films and have recommended several to them.
i recommended one film (Zu Warriors from the magic mountain) but the cheapest copy they can find is like £9 on amazon and they’re not made of money
So i lent them my copy
plus a couple more films they’ve not seen
because i can see how much joy those films bring them
and they were like SOOOOOO fucking happy.
they said ‘thank you’ like 10 times in about 2 seconds.
They were like 2 little kids when i gave them it. There was a proper look of awe on their faces as i handed it over.
And then they went straight home and watched it.
And today they brought them back and couldn’t stop raving about the film.
feels good man
I prefer bearded me tbh
After a week of no internet
I’M BACK IN BUSINESS!

Did you bitches miss me?
Of course you did.

i regret nothing
Yes i am a guy
yes i can cook
So
apparently this is a recent pic of my dad (never met the guy)

I see the similarities
And thanks to google i know exactly where he lives and his phone number
and where he works
and what he does
and who he is married to
and the names of his 3 kids
and who wears shirt number 11 for the football team he coaches
Google is wizard.
I have chocolate cigars
you don’t
Going to 2 conventions in the next 3 months.
Plan to hand out cards to anyone i take photos of
This okay?
Yeah?
YEAH!
Yeah
i’m not putting my phone number on there tbh
Although i could just use a different sim card in case people want me for some reason

side
http://vocaroo.com/i/s086uQhBrr1k

does anybody still wear FUBU?
If you’re wearing FUBU right now just cough twice
we’ll send somebody to update your motherfucking wardrobe
you still dressing like it’s 2001
I had this friend who used to trip whenever he saw a white person in some FUBU
he’d be like
“It’s ‘For Us By Us’ nigga”
but I don’t think the FUBU company gave a fuck
they still got paid
and right now they ain’t really eating

I wear them because i do what i want
rings
It’s me
just thought i’d post this again