I AIM TO MISBEHAVE!


This is what it looks like inside my head!


My name is Ramma and i post a lot. I am also a carnivore.
I use a queue so just because my posts are invading your dashboard doesn't mean i am actually online.
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**All about me**
**My Lastfm account**
**Some of my fave blogs**

TAGS! TAGS EVERYWHERE!
**This is me (warning.. may cause pregnancy!**
**EarGasms!**
**EyeGasms!**
**Wrestling**
**Things that make you go eeeeeee**
**Comics**
**Hot bitches**
**My babies**
**answered asks**

Many people wonder how i got this awesome url.. let me tell you.
When I closed my eyes, I saw this thing, a sign, I saw this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name was so bright and so sharp that the sign - it just blew up because the name was so powerful... It said, "Towritelesbiansonherarms."


"You really are the perfect lesbian . - the penis of course "
- Lesbiansandthelivingdead


******* Fappers fapping*******

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Today a customer had a wee go at me for not saying sorry.

Apparently I should apologize for her not understanding something that was explained to her and is also printed on a slip she was given.

She was all ‘and you didn’t even say sorry which works in my favour.’

I just looked at her until she walked off.

She’s gonna write a letter of complaint in

OH NOES!

right

let’s get this fucking gooser challenge done

5 kills is all I need

LET’S DO THIS

right
time to watch this Frozen film and see what the big deal is

So i bought Medieval II: Total war from work and installed it yesterday.
I forgot how fun these games were.

Well. I started as England and my first act was to exterminate the Scottish. I then did the world a massive solid by getting rid of France.

I now have the combined might of Milan, Sicily and Denmark attacking me.
But the fucking pope keeps telling me off for attacking them.
But fuck that guy. I never voted for him. Plus.. they started it.

I am gonna take great enjoyment in burning their cities to the ground and then snorting the ashes.

i miss you.
i don’t know how much i loved you until you were no longer a part of my life.
I want you back.
I NEED you back
please
it’s only been 4 days and i feel horrible
why did i decide to go on a diet?
i miss chicken nuggets and wedges
and proper coke

what has two thumbs and shingles*?

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*shingles is what happens when chickenpox levels up

Off to the docs in the morning to see if it is what i think it is. And if it is what i think it is then i need to stay off work for a while.
I am a secret internet fatty.


ANYWAY!

About to embark on a ‘get fit or die trying’ campaign. Healthier eating. Exercise. and er.. yeah.
because i’m not getting any younger and i’m not in a very good condition.
I wanna get back to playing football and as of right now i’d be ou8t of breath after 20 seconds.
This week is mostly about eating nothing but healthy food and shedding as much fat as possible.

and now let’s see how many people unfollow because they thought i was a lesbian.

So i had a dream that the world had went to shit

it may be that World War 3 could happen soon or that i am reading a book where everything is all apocalyptic and shit
ANYWAY!!
there was like 20 or so of us surviving in a town and they all wanted to leave and head somewhere and they were all ‘it’ll take us a month to walk there’ and i was all ‘or a week if we use bikes’ and they were all what?’ and i was all ‘bikes. bicycles. 2 wheels, frame, seat, handles, pedals.. bikes’ and they were all ‘but.. walking’ and i was all ‘fucking bikes’ and then little cat woke me up by purring very loudly in my face.

Silly fucking sods!
Everyone forgets the humble bicycle when the world is fucked up.

it really rustles my jimmies that i’ll never get to host saturday night live

18k 
it took like a week to gain 50 followers because people keep unfollowing me
Silly people

18k
it took like a week to gain 50 followers because people keep unfollowing me
Silly people

weightliftingcanadian asked: Hey are you that Josephina girl? I think you know my cousin pharaoh

50 points to Hufflepuff for getting the reference.

but - 500 points for not knowing that I AM NOT A LADY!

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This be me.
EDIT: turns out you’re not actually following me so i forgive you.. but next time i will not be so forgiving.