I AIM TO MISBEHAVE!


First of all.. I am not a lesbian.. I'm not even female.
I am a manly man.

That is me in the gif.



My name is Ramma and i fucking love bacon.


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Many people wonder how i got this awesome url.. let me tell you

When I closed my eyes, I saw this thing, a sign, I saw this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name was so bright and so sharp that the sign - it just blew up because the name was so powerful... It said, "Towritelesbiansonherarms."

You really are the perfect lesbian . - the penis of course "
- Lesbiansandthelivingdead

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The gif is me and the icon is not.

lemicus said: I'm not going to judge u, but if u had a choice...would u go back to being a guy, appearance wise?

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we appear to have some kind of misunderstanding going on here.

I am a guy. 

that is me

Anonymous said: you do know that the organization to write love on her arms is run by an explicitly antiqueer christain group right? also youre a piece of shit racist but thats beside the point

number one: I have absolutely nothing to do with TWLOHA 

number two: yet they’re probably still nicer people than you

number three: according to google you are full of shit

number four: Even if it was run by some bad people they are still doing more good in a day than you’ll probably manage in your entire life

number five: If buzz lightyear thought he was real why did he pretend to be a toy when any humans were there?

number six: no u

number seven: 

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Just went to throw away a pringles tub and found it was still half full 

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Thank you baby jesus

The new lass at work is a huge Supernatural fan and it turns out she’s never seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 

So i was all ‘If you love supernatural you’ll love Buffy’ and she was all ‘meh’

and then today she was all ‘i started watching Buffy last night. It’s good so far’ 

And i’m just like 

everyday i’m gonna be like ‘where are you up to?’ so i know how much i can talk about 

ycnan said: 3. let's get a close up of that unicorn tattoo 5. beard moaning is a special talent that only few can master. congratulations - once responded to this, you'll have talked with the gold, silver and bronze medalist in all of the western hemisphere. goodluck out there lil lezzy.

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It’s my clan crest

just got back from watch transformers 4 in IMAX 3D. 

it was entertaining nonsense

grimlock didn’t say the thing 

and i have to start work in exactly 5 hours

celtic-lady said: Tag! Say ten things about yourself then send this to ten of your favorite followers.

  1. People usually think i’m younger than i am
  2. I wish i could have been a wrestler 
  3. I have a unicorn tattoo
  4. I have two cats. They are called Big Cat and little cat. 
  5. I greatly enjoy having a beard. And the more people moan about it the more determined i am to have one. 
  6. Before the internet i used to read 3 books a week and now it’s about 1. 
  7. I used to play bass in a band with my friends. 2 songs on myspace and Purple Haze Cover Not gonna lie.. we were fucking great. 
  8. I used to think that mythology was real when i was younger (i didn’t grasp the myth part) as i figured if god and jesus were real then zeus and all those peeps were as well. I am now a godless heathen. 
  9. I usually only get 5 hours sleep a night. 
  10. I am not female or lesbian

Pop quiz hotshot. You are at home just chilling when all of a sudden you feel the need to run to the toilet. You sit your arse down and proceed to have very violent diarrhea. After you’re done you reach for the toilet roll… and there’s none. There’s nobody else in the house. Nobody is coming to your rescue. What do you do. 321go. 

Pop quiz hotshot. You are at home just chilling when all of a sudden you feel the need to run to the toilet. You sit your arse down and proceed to have very violent diarrhea. After you’re done you reach for the toilet roll… and there’s none. There’s nobody else in the house. Nobody is coming to your rescue. What do you do. 321go. 

dnyel said: you weren't kidding when you said you weren't a lesbian nor were you female. Cool blog regardless

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and now several people are seeing this on their dash and going ‘wait, what?’ 

I ordered a kebab and when it arrived it was the ginger lass who has been several times before

She goes ‘I haven’t seen you for a while’ and my brain cycled through several suitable responses and i chose ‘Well it’s payday so i thought i’d treat myself’

but

because i am socially inept i grunted ‘payday!’ gave her 50 pence, took my food and shut the door. 

Anonymous said: I always thought you were american

it may also surprise you to learn that i am also not a lesbian 

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or a female

Got my bets on for tonight! 

I’m expecting a goal blitz from spain 

Got my bets on for tonight! 

I’m expecting a goal blitz from spain