First of all.. I am not a lesbian.. I'm not even female.
I am a manly man.

That is me in the gif.

My name is Ramma and i fucking love bacon.

Here are some links for your enjoyment. CLICK THEM, BITCHES!

All about me
This is me (warning.. may cause pregnancy)
Answered Asks
Hot Bitches
Cute Animals
My Babies
My Lastfm account

Many people wonder how i got this awesome url.. let me tell you

When I closed my eyes, I saw this thing, a sign, I saw this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name was so bright and so sharp that the sign - it just blew up because the name was so powerful... It said, "Towritelesbiansonherarms."

You really are the perfect lesbian . - the penis of course "
- Lesbiansandthelivingdead

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The gif is me and the icon is not.


Listen Up

Track: How Soon Is Now?

Artist: The Smiths

Taken From: Single (1985)

“I am the son, and the heir, of a shyness that is criminally vulgar. I am the son and heir, of nothing in particular. I am human and I need to be loved. Just like everybody else does…see I’ve already waited too long and all my hope is gone”

(Source: givemethebritelights / miguelrodri)


What Your Taste in Music Says About You on a Date.

According to this, I am a monster in the sack; selective, but slutty; the kind of girl that lets a guy move in with her after three dates because he’s temporarily homeless; a good person; hot; and a weird hook up. I have a big heart, and I’m an asshole that doesn’t know it. I’m willing to work for it, but I’m kind of pissed that I have to. I fall in love way too easily. I’m reasonably well adjusted (considering). I might be a perfectly nice person, but I’m annoying. I swear a lot and I have a nice smile. I’m screwed up, but I know it (which apparently helps?) And I’ll make breakfast in the morning.

Eh, who knows?



David Bowie: You’re selective, but slutty.

Beastie Boys: You believe that loyalty is rewarded.

Rush: You’re a man. And a nerdy one at that.

Led Zeppelin: If you’re a woman, you’re hot. If you’re a guy, you’re average.

AC/DC: If you’re a woman, you’re the kind of person who lets a guy move in with you after three dates because he’s temporarily homeless. If you’re a guy, you’re temporarily homeless.

The Pixies: Relax. You’re cool.

Stevie Wonder: You’re husband/wife material.

Radiohead: You’re angry and hurt. But you’re open to getting some professional help.

The Clash: You’re willing to work for it, but you’re kind of pissed that you have to.

The Rolling Stones: You’re hot.

Guns N Roses: You’re going to have to sex in the bathroom and regret it.

TV on the Radio: You care. Deeply. Even if you act like you don’t.

The Smiths: It’s doomed every time, but it always takes a beautiful, long while to figure that out.

The Beatles: Eh. Who knows.


I am not homeless but i am hot.


To impress a chick…do the helicopter dick.

That’s genius lyrics.

Love the song. Love the series. Even though it celebrates the douchebag in all his douchily glory.

And as to the “it’s not gay when it’s in a 3-way”…well…I think this is an appropriate spot for one of my favorite Ron White quotes.

This is from one of his comedy sketches describing a conversation that he had with a cousin:

Ron: We’re all gay, buddy. It’s just to what degree are you gay

Cousin: That’s bullshit, man. I ain’t gay at all.

Ron: Yeah, you are. And I can prove it.

Cousin: Fine. Prove it.

Ron: All right. Do you like porn?

Cousin: Yeah, I love porn. You know that.

Ron: Oh, and do you only watch scenes with two women?

Cousin: No, I’ll watch a man and a woman makin’ love.

Ron: Oh, and do you like the guy to have a flabby, half-flaccid penis?

Cousin: No, I like big, hard, throbbing co…



tv on the radio - wolf like me

my mind has changed my body’s frame but god i like it
my heart’s aflame, my body’s strained but god i like it

baby doll i recognize, you’re a hideous thing inside
if ever there were a lucky kind it’s you, you, you, you

dream me oh dreamer, down to the floor
open my hands and let them weave onto yours
feel me completely, down to my core
open my heart and let it bleed onto yours
feeding on fever, down on all fours
show you what all the howlin’s for
hey hey my playmate, let me lay waste to thee
burned down their hanging trees, it’s hot here hot here hot here hot here
got a curse we cannot lift, shines when the sunshine shifts
there’s a curse comes with a kiss, the bite that binds the gift that gives

pretty sure this is going on stripper mix #3.

Such a good video

Such a good song

It was on a recent episode of alphas and i was all