So no one told you life was going to be this way.
Your owl’s a joke, you’re cursed, you’re love life’s DADA.
It’s like you’re always stuck in Slughorn’s class,
Well, it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.

But, I’ll be there for you, when the spell starts to blow.
I’ll be there for you, like I’ve been there before.
I’ll be there for you, cause you’re there for me too.