ME AND MY EPIC BLOG
I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal. People know me. I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings. I have no rival, no man can be my equal. I piss excellence. I am the best at what i do and what i do is not very nice. I am a Golden God. I am the hero that Tumblr deserves. I am the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be. I am a traveler of both time and space. I am the eggman.
I am the seeker of serenity and the protector of italian virginity. I once spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. I have come to chew bubblegum and kick some ass and i’m almost out of gum.
I am the peoples champion, the nature boy, the unstoppable force, the immovable object, the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla, the showstopper, the game, the phenom and the limousine ridin’, jet flyin’, kiss stealin’, wheelin’ dealin’, stylin’ and profilin’ son of a gun!
I am the ghost who walks. I’m a mushroom-cloud-layin’ motherfucker, motherfucker! I’m not the messiah but i am a very naughty boy. I aim to misbehave. I boldly go where no man has gone before. I’m the juggernaut, bitch. I am your worst nightmare. I am the thing that darkness fears. I am the thing that goes bump in the night. I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds. I am the man with no name.
Ramma is my name and posting is my game. Some people call me a space cowboy. Some call me the gangster of love. I am a star. I’m a star, I’m a star, I’m a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. I’m the black private dick who’s a sex machine to all the chicks. I am incredibly brave and i’ve got tons and tons of girlfriends. Last person I called darling was pregnant twenty seconds later. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability called sexlexia.
I am Broda.
I am Legend.
I am also modest.
Imagine if you can… Madonna getting it on with Wolverine, Zapp Brannigan, Ron Burgundy, Barney Stinson, Jack burton, Captain Malcolm Reynolds and Captain jack Sparrow. I am the love child of that encounter.
I post a lot so be prepared for er.. lots of posts.
If you decide to follow me then i thank you.
I DO NOT FOLLOW BACK just because someone has followed me. If you find me following you then you must have something of interest to me on your first few pages. This obviously implies that i have had time to check your blog.
And seeing how you’ve made it this far i will reveal to you the epic twist in this tale.
I am not female nor am i a lesbian.